Curse

Fluffy Butt · Dec 31, 2007, 03:09 AM // 03:09

The Switch Body's Signet
0e 10c 2r
Target foe becomes your character and has your skills. You become target Foe and has it's Skills. This skill is disabled after successful use.

"Stupid Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5e 1/4c 2r
All party members die and say one of the following. "!@#$en noob!" "What a Noob" "Get an real skill, !@#$ noob" "I hate u u !@#$ noob!" "We juzt gott owwned thannks to thls noob on owr !@#$en teem!" "I'll kill u!" "go play wow" "suiodhguioehgyuirhuithuirhduihro" "u !@#$"

"I Hate My Life!!"
60e 60c 0r
Your computer selfdistructs and kills you... in real life... not in a game... If you live your car will hunt you down and won't stop until your dead.

"I'm going to play WoW!"
5e 1,000,000,000,000,000,000c 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999r
When this skills is activiating, somewhere... a kitten dies! If this skill is cancelled, WoW servers will blow up.

But seriously... I got some ideas in mind, their on other computer

You can't see me · Dec 31, 2007, 03:19 AM // 03:19

Warrior Hammer Elite.

{Nerf Bat}. Adrenaline- 10 Energy- None
Elite Hammer Attack. If Nerf Bat Hits, target foe's
skills are reduced to the effectiveness of having
one point in that attribute until that foe dies.
(Attribute Hammer Mastery).

Deleted post below, may as well just edit this one and not spam.
Good, I'd like to learn that one.

Chicken Ftw · Dec 31, 2007, 03:22 AM // 03:22

ಠ_ಠ

Elite Spell

5e, 1s cast, 0s recharge

Target player who just said something incredibly stupid (like "single target damage is useless") is permabanned from GW and all related fansites. All other players within earshot gain a morale boost.

FlamingMetroid · Dec 31, 2007, 03:54 AM // 03:54

t(^_^t)

5 en
0 cast
0 recharge

Target player is politely informed to STFU, if they continue to talk and have had this skill used on them by multiple allies their title is changed to "Incurable n00b" and cannot use any chats.

WTF!!1!

5 en
0 cast
0 recharge

If target player is a dagger paragon, MM warrior, or Fire magic monk Guild Wars uninstalls on their computer.

Catrion-Leyt · Dec 31, 2007, 06:38 AM // 06:38

Signet of Leyt
0 Energy
0 Cast Time
0 Recharge

You declare target an official douchebag. Target immediately goes to all players' ignore lists, receives a slap through their monitor, and is banned for thirty days.

CorCaspian · Dec 31, 2007, 08:11 AM // 08:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turtle222

Avatar of Kormir

5e
2 cast
30 recharge

Take the form of the Goddess of Truth. For 50..74 seconds your attacks do Fire damage. Any conditions recieved are transferred to random adjacent foe when you use a skill. you cannot be blinded or dazed. When Avatar of Kormir ends, you are blinded for 10 Seconds.

I say, this should be "blind and Daze have no effect on you" or else it's similar AoM.

And my elites.

Ward of Mirrors
15en 1ct 20rc
Elementalist - Water Magic
Elite Ward Spell. For 8...18 seconds, whenever an enemy Spell would deal damage to an ally in the area, that Spell's caster takes 12...22 damage. If that damage is Fire, that foe takes an extra 0...28 damage. All of your Fire Magic skills are disabled for 17...7 seconds.

"Come back here you fools!"
10an 30rc
Warrior - None
Elite Shout. Lose all Adrenaline. All foes within earshot are knocked down, and Shadow Step to your location. Moving foes are crippled for 7 seconds.

Assassin's Creed
10en 1ct 20rc
Assassin - Shadow Arts
Elite Hex Spell. For 20...60 seconds. The next time target foe take damage, you take the damage instead. Afterwards, whenever you take damage, that foe take the damage (maximum of 20...60 damage) instead.

Alex Morningstar · Dec 31, 2007, 09:50 AM // 09:50

Mark of the Asshat - Divine Favor

10 energy 1/4th activation 12 second recharge

Maintained Enchantment Spell. This spell does nothing. When this enchantment ends, Target Other Ally explodes into a million pieces and is returned to the outpost. All your skills are disabled for 10 seconds.

The 10 seconds is to give you time to chuckle, smile and appreciate it.

LightningHell · Jan 01, 2008, 07:26 AM // 07:26

"NO U!"
Shout
0e, 2r
Target foe is interrupted.

horseradish · Jan 02, 2008, 04:49 AM // 04:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by CorCaspian

Assassin's Creed
10en 1ct 20rc
Assassin - Shadow Arts
Elite Hex Spell. For 20...60 seconds. The next time target foe take damage, you take the damage instead. Afterwards, whenever you take damage, that foe take the damage (maximum of 20...60 damage) instead.

How about....

Summon Assassin's Creed

Energy Cost: $49.99
Activation Time: 1-2 business days
Recharge:when you get your paycheck

Skill. Buy Assassin's Creed on Amazon.com. (overnight shipping)

:P

Physical · Jan 07, 2008, 03:19 PM // 15:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaKai

Asura Hax
5e
1 Sec Cast
3 sec Recharge

Target enemy suffers from blue screen of death.

You forgot a red screen of death for vista users

spirit of defeat · Jan 07, 2008, 06:15 PM // 18:15

"We Demand a Market!"
en20 a60 r-
Shout. Pve skill unlinked
If 100.000 people use this skill within 1 hour A-net will implant an auction in GW.

Idiotic was the NPC
en5 a0,25 r15
Item Spell. Pve skill unlinked
While holding this item you rush into mobs, heal wrong targets, and don't watch energy. But you interrupt like hell.

Serieus one

serious summon
en10 a- r45
enchantment. Spawning
the next 1-6 times you create a creature it is 1-5 levels higher.
This enchantment expires after 30 sec

Tab · Jan 07, 2008, 09:49 PM // 21:49

Avatar of Ceiling Cat.

Snow Bunny · Jan 07, 2008, 09:52 PM // 21:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by ibreaktoilets

Avatar of Ceiling Cat.

Elite Form
10e, 10c, 2r

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

Genesis 1

Tab · Jan 07, 2008, 09:52 PM // 21:52

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

Bigger Redd · Jan 08, 2008, 01:19 PM // 13:19

Mesmer (Illusion)

Illusion of Might {E}
15e 2c 30r
Elite Hex Spell. For 20..12..8 seconds, target foe has +200% health. When this hex ends, that foe loses all but 150.. 110..70 health.

Monk (Divine Favor)

Signet of Dwayna {E}
2c 20r
Elite Signet. Transfer all Hexes and their remaining durations from your allies to you. Gain 0.. 1.. 2 energy for each hex transferred this way.

CorCaspian · Jan 09, 2008, 06:18 AM // 06:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigger Redd

Mesmer (Illusion)

Illusion of Might {E}
15e 2c 30r
Elite Hex Spell. For 20..12..8 seconds, target foe has +200% health. When this hex ends, that foe loses all but 150.. 110..70 health.

Works well with Shatter Illusion XD

Zamochit · Jan 09, 2008, 06:46 AM // 06:46

"Know Your Role!" Warrior Shout.

5e 20 sec rc

If target foe has more than 60 attribute points invested into their secondary proffession, all attributes from their primary proffession are reduced to 0 for 4..8..10 seconds.{Strength}

N1ghtstalker · Jan 09, 2008, 04:48 PM // 16:48

"Chuck Norris" elite form for warrior

5e 1/5c 60sec rc

For 120 seconds you are Chuck Norris. Your skills are replaced by Chuck Norris skills. This form is reapplied for 400 seconds when you kill an enemy.
You hit for 500 damage with each hit.

Terraban · Jan 09, 2008, 11:37 PM // 23:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker

"Chuck Norris" elite form for warrior

5e 1/5c 60sec rc

For 120 seconds you are Chuck Norris. Your skills are replaced by Chuck Norris skills. This form is reapplied for 400 seconds when you kill an enemy.
You hit for 500 damage with each hit.

+
whenever you are the target of an attack or spell, you roundhouse kick the nearest enemy, killing them and removing them from the map.

Dutch Masterr · Jan 09, 2008, 11:47 PM // 23:47

Snort Cocaine skill--Warrior/Strength
10 energy
30 recharge
1 second cast

For 5...25 seconds you run 33% faster, deal +5...30 damage with attacks and take half damage from all sources. When this skill ends, you suffer from a heart attack.

ok seriously...

"Die!" shout--Warrior/Strength
2 adrenaline
2 recharge

Lose all adrenaline. If target foe is below 50% health, that foe takes 10....60 armor ignoring damage and loses 1...4 energy.